Quotable Quotes from Dan Villegas (in progress)

“Pinagawa kami nung Grade 4 ng sarili naming alamat. Alam mo ano yung ginawa ko? Ang Alamat ng Boobs.”
–Dan Villegas on his perv roots

“Maganda ‘to, makinig ka. Noong unang panahon, lahat ng tao, flat-chested.”
–Dan Villegas on trying to make me listen to his perv roots

“PUTANG INAAAAAAA!!!”
“Bakit???”
“Na-hack yung Diablo account ko!!!”
–Dan Villegas on the more important things in life

“Gayer than a bag of rainbows.”
–Dan Villegas on metaphors

“I believe there are two things a girl deserves: roses on Valentine’s Day, and the wedding of her dreams.”
–Dan Villegas proving hey, I got a good man right here, baby

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