Quotable Quotes from Dan Villegas (in progress)

“Pinagawa kami nung Grade 4 ng sarili naming alamat. Alam mo ano yung ginawa ko? Ang Alamat ng Boobs.” –Dan Villegas on his perv roots “Maganda ‘to, makinig ka. Noong unang panahon, lahat ng tao, flat-chested.” –Dan Villegas on trying to make me listen to his perv roots “PUTANG INAAAAAAA!!!” “Bakit???” “Na-hack yung Diablo account…