research shows, nakakatalino ang Blackberry

1. Dati, pag matanong kang bata, ang sasabihin sa’yo: “Wow, napaka-inquisitive naman ng batang ito!” Ngayon, kapag matanong ka, ang sasabihin sa’yo: “Wala ka bang Google?!” (By the way, inquisitive means “curious, eager for knowledge”. No need to Google; I did the Google-ing for you. You’re welcome.)

2. To which you can reply: “E sorry naman, hindi ako naka-Blackberry.” To which they can reply: “Hay naku, ang dami na ngang di alam, mahirap pa!”, but you’ll never know they said that. Hindi kayo BBM friends. So go, beso lang.

3. Lesson of the story: Para magmukhang matalino, mag-invest sa smart phone. Kapag may makasalamuhang pang-matalinong konsepto na parang ikaw lang ang may hindi alam o ikaw lang ang pwedeng makaalam, pindot-pindot ka lang sa QWERTY phone, Google-Google, Wikipedia-Wikipedia, then read another related article (for second opinion), then go, pwede ka nang sumali uli sa conversation after ilang minutes ng pagka-tameme. Voila! Done with great acting skills and a condescending stance, mukha ka nang matalino.

4. Kaya wag ka masyadong mamamangha kapag masyadong maraming alam. Minsan hindi naman talaga yan matalino, nakapag-Wikipedia lang.

5. Corollary: Minsan hindi naman talaga yan matalinong-matalino, nakapag-Wikipedia lang. E nagkataon, taga-UP.

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